GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole scene. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! One time when that forward went barreling into the glass, I swear, it looked like a movie